Yooper Creation Story

 

witch lakeIn da beginning dere was nuttin.

Den, on da first day, God created da Upper Peninsula.

On da second day He created da partridge, da deer, da bear, da fish, and da ducks.

On da third day He said, "Let dere be Yoopers to roam da Upper Peninsula".

On da fourth day He created da udder world down below.

On da fifth day He said, "Let dere be trolls to live in da world down below".

On da sixth day He created da bridge so da trolls would have a way to get to heaven.

God saw it was good and on da seventh day He went huntin.